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lentil (s)oops!

yeah, this was brilliant. it's late afternoon, time to start thinking about timing dinner. i pull out the book to see how long this lebanese-indian lentil soup is going to take--
"...allow soup to set for 4 to 6 hours, preferably overnight..."
huh?!one of the joys of lentils is that they are quick-cooking! 15 minutes tops! what's this mess about setting overnight so it properly thickens?
danger, will robinson! take evasive action! dive! dive!eh, that recipe wasn't so good anyway. where was the spice, where was the garlic? no, this is no soup for us! time to improvise! replace the cooking water with stock. reduce the amount of water so it doesn't have to thicken. add leftover chopped onions and tomatoes from taco night on sunday. add some chopped carrot. say, this looks good. let's see what i can do about those spices... ah, that's much better!
lentil (s)oops - 8 cups vegetable or chicken stock
- 2 cups dried lentils (i used 1 cup each of red and brown lentils)
- 1 cupped chopped onion (i used red onion)
- 2 large carrots, diced
- 1/2 cup chopped plum tomatoes (optional)
- 5 or 6 cloves of garlic, chopped
- 2 bay leaves
- 1 whole cinnamon stick
- 8 whole cardamon pods
- 1/4 teaspoon white peppercorns
- 1/2 teaspoon garam masala
- 1 tearspoon cumin
- salt and pepper to taste
heat the stock in a soup pot to boiling
pour in the lentils and boil for a few minutes, but don't let it boil over
turn it down to medium heat. see that weird scum? spoon it off.
add the bay leaves
add the onions, carrots and tomatoes
go ahead and add the garlic as well
using a mortar and pestle crush the whole spices together, tie into a small cheesecloth pouch, and toss it in the soup.
don't have a mortar and pestle? lay everything out on a cutting board and crunch it with a rolling pin
don't have cheesecloth? do as i did: toss everything into a loose tea ball
add the garam masala and a little salt and pepper.
this should be ready in about 20 minutes, tops. if the stock boils out too quickly, add a little water.
my zuska requested i not serve this with crostini, or little cheese breads. okay, but i was feeling it was a little weak in the protein department. we had ours with little slices of homemade country kielbasa, cooked and sliced into little disks. i'd like to suggest a nice dollop of sour cream in the bowl when serving. or for a more traditional feel, yogurt and a wedge of lime.
Labels: improv, lentils, recipe, soup
lazy hash browns

late saturday night i realized i didn't have the makings of a nice sunday breakfast. nothing. so i went to the only market opened after 11 pm and attempted to buy eggs, sausages and hash browns. yes, i could make the hash browns myself from potatoes, but i was being a lazy slug and wanted a shortcut.
because i'm not a morning person (hello! i went to art school! we have diplomas that state quite clearly we do not have to fully functional before noon on any given day) the thought of getting up before everyone to prepare potatoes just didn't sit well with me.
okay, okay, it really is because i'm lazy.
but did this store have any regular old hash brown potatoes in the freezer section? no. did they have home fries or anything of the sort? no. apparently the only kind of breakfast potato people want from their supermarkets these days are those skillet meals with potatoes, meat and other things all mixed in.
just add your own eggs! and we can charge you $5 for a package that includes less than half of a package of hash browns! and charge double for the privilege! aren't you happy for this wonderful convenience we are providing you!honestly, are americans the dumbest consumers on the planet, or are we just treated that way?
anyway, lazy but undaunted, i decided to make hash browns out of the next best things: tater tots. the recipe follows, but i don't recommend it.
lazy hash browns (not recommended) - 1 package of tater tots, thawed overnight in the refrigerator, chopped coarsely
- 1 onion, chopped small
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 teaspoon dried parsley
- 1 teaspoon dried basil
- salt and pepper to taste
in a skillet on medium heat saute the onions until soft
add the tater tots and let them sit a bit
add the spices, and flip to mix
let them sit until the start to brown and then flip them and cook another five minutes or so
once they are cooked through (about 15 minutes total) set the heat to low and let them sit until you're ready to serve.
problemsthe problem is that the tater tot is meant to be eaten crispy on the outside, soft and potato-y on the inside. that gets messed up once you chop up the tots. once they cook they begin to crumble and then you have a sort of potato gravel that, while good, tends to get a little heavy with oil and become less distinct as potato.
no, i say if you're going to cheat on hash browns use the tater tots as-are, baked to perfection in the oven per instructions on the package. also, if you're going with tater tots for breakfast just toss a few in a tortilla with scrambled eggs and some chopped up sausage. a breakfast burrito is a wonderful thing. salsa is good with it, or just plain hot sauce, but ketchup works for me as well (you have to be a ketchup-with-eggs person, i realize). and don't forget cheese! yum!
Labels: breakfast, not recommended, potato, recipe, tater tots
steak, on spinach, (with garlic) on noodles

can't take claim for this one, wouldn't think of it. not my creation. this comes from a recent discovery in the food blog world called
coconut & lime. you can click
here for the recipe and a photo of what this yummy goodness looks like in the end.
a couple notes about what i did and did not do with the recipe at hand:
- i thought we had sesame seeds, but we didn't, and i don't think it mattered that much
- before i made it there was a request for garlic to be added to the spinach, so i sauteed it with about 8 cloves mashed into it (everyone's either got a cold or on the verge of one in the house so the garlic and citrus intake is up)
- i also add a pinch of nutmeg to spinach. i do it all the time.
- the recipe doesn't say, but an 8 oz package of soba will do
- next time i'm doubling the marinade to increase the reduction sauce. what can i say, we have sauce lovers in the house
i've also been tagged recently by
lyco, and i intend to answer, but not just yet.
anyone got any food/recipe blogs out there to recommend?
Labels: coconut and lime, garlic, recipe, sesame, soba, spinach, steak
potatoes would go great with that!

that's what it says on our refrigerator.
back in the late 1990's there was a campaign by some potato advisory board trying to boost their image. their attempt was to place this slogan on those advertising placards on grocery shopping carts so that no matter where your cart was parked this slogan -- with an arrow pointing to the right -- would force you to pair up potatoes with whatever you were standing next to. so there you are with a sign pointing to cake mixes, toilet paper, pet food, fruit juice... basically any number of things that potatoes would most definitely not no great with.
there may be a reason this slogan never took off the same way as, say, "got milk" did.
so a couple nights ago i made that stuffed chicken thang and served these potatoes along with. it's a martha recipe, tweaked a bit because i can't really just follow a recipe straight.
potatoes-would-go-great-with-that vinaigrette- 1.5 to 2 pounds white new potatoes or small yukon gold potatoes, scrubbed clean
- 1/4 cup rice vinegar
- 1 tablespoon german mustard (or similar, something with the bite of horseradish)
- 1 tablespoon whole-grain mustard
- 3 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 stalk celery
- 1 teaspoon dried parsley
- coarse salt and pepper
unless you have really tiny potatoes cut the potatoes into 1 inch pieces, quartered will usually do it. you know, potato salad size.
cover potatoes with cold, salted water and cook until just tender, say 12 to 15 minutes
drain the potatoes and set aside to cool slightly.
in a medium bowl combine parsley, vinegar and mustards; season with salt and pepper to taste.
toss potatoes into the mixture.
now...
if you'd prefer a cold potato salad, send the spuds into the fridge for at least 2 hours; then just before serving add celery and oil, toss and serve.
if you prefer a warm or room temperature salad (and i like it best this way) add oil and celery, toss and serve it that way.
serves 4 to 6
kid tested and approved
leftovers (ha!) will keep for a couple of days
c'mon, there's gotta be
something asking to be served with potatoes this week!
Labels: potato, recipe, salad